Porn Shack

1 rating since posting on Saturday, October 14, 2006
in Denver
(submitted by James )

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The Best Boob Barn EVER!
Meet Old Fread at the door and tell him the password, which has not changed since 68, MEATLOAF. He will then hand you a menu. Always choose option 1, or the poo-poo platter. Option 1 will give you direct access to over 100 boobs in your face all at the same time. The best part is, it only coast 12 bucks an hour!!!!!!! This place smells new, but it's really old (since 68) You can fart wherever you want, and they serve you twinkies as you're getting nipple liped. What's nipple lipped you ask? You have to go to know my friends! - James , posted 10/14/06
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